the Rage Archives
is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine
medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently
view it as some kind of recreational activity. -- Dave Barry,
humour columnist, Miami Herald
Coffee on the Run
order coffee like this:
"I'll have a triple
Cafe Mocha, please with extra whipped cream and sprinkles" (with
a line of 10 people behind them dying to get around them...just
like when they start way up front in road races).
Runners order coffee like this:
"Gimme a 16 oz.
house strong. No room."
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